smelly-kat:

things I can’t imagine

• someone having a crush on me
• someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
• someone getting happy because I messaged them first
• someone thinking about me, in general
• someone wondering how I am
• someone finding me attractive
• someone doing something to try and impress me
• someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
• someone wanting to get to know me

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:

Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

Tom Hiddleston at the Iron Man 3 Premiere (x)

pyroluminescence:

I’M

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

fezzingly:

I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’