tealeaves:

englishsnow:

coolhandluke


sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 


90% of horse movies
  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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vagisodium:

hellabiafra:

Hey Atheists: If Earth is “billions of years old,” then why is it only 2013?

fscience damn it. shit. fuck. how did we overlook this. f uck


thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE


proletarianprincess:

why do white men grow a beard as a substitute for a personality